Corey's List of What NOT To Do In the Hetalia World
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Corey’s list of things that she will and will not do around the countries
1. I will not sing the muses part of "I won’t say I'm in Love' every time I see Romano/Norway
2. - Even if it's true
3. - - It will only result in a broken neck
4. - - - And NO he won’t pay my medical bills
5. Stealing Switzerland's gun WILL get me in trouble.
6. I am not allowed to tape a Hitler moustache to Germany just to see what happens.
7. Loopholes are bad.
8. Speaking of loopholes I am not to find loopholes in any peace treaties.
9. World War II is not an appropriate subject for tea parties.
10. World War II is still a sore spot for Germany and I am not allowed to take advantage of this.
11. I will not mention anything of my OTP within earshot of Denmark
12. - Or Norway
13. - - Denmark might not mind actually
14. - - - But Norway Will
15. - - - - And I don't want to die
16. Denmark and Norway may have tied for Most Peaceful Country back in 2007
17. - But this doesn't mean they're not willing to kill me and stomp on my entrails
18. - - I need to stop being so graphic.
19. I will not mention LietPol within earshot of Poland
20. - Or Lithuania
21. - - Many because the abbreviation mixes up their uke/seme status
22. - - - But I still think they alternate.
23. I will not ask what various hair curls do
24. - Nor will I pull said hair curls in an attempt to find out
25. - - Even if it looks like fun
26. I will not make Little Mermaid references within earshot of Denmark
27. - Nor will I make Beauty and the Beast references within earshot of France
28. - - Nor will I make references to anything written by the brothers Grimm within earshot of Germany
29. Making Germany angry at another country is bad.
30. - Making Germany angry at me is worse.
31. I cannot just burst into meetings randomly
32. - IF I am invited to one I am to sit politely and not talk
33. Dancing in Circles is NOT the Hetalia theme song and I am NOT to sing it.
34. - Especially not under the influence.
35. - - Which I shouldn't be under anyways
36. - - - Because it's illegal.
37. The Man I Want To Be is NOT Denmark's theme song
38. - So I should not sing it whenever he enters a room
39. I WILL show others the Fail Blog
40. - Because it's just that awesome
41. - - I will look at other countries equivalents to the fail blog
42. - - - Because those tend to be funny
43. - - - - See 100000000 reasons Latvia is the best country in the world.
44. I will not mention Nation_ask
45. I will remember laws 1-3 of Anime before asking stupid questions
46. - Rules one through three are
47. - - #1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity the normal laws of physics do not apply.
48. - - - #2 - Law of Differentiated Gravitation Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
49. - - - - #3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
50. I will remember that many countries have volcanoes
51. - Said volcanoes are why you DON'T stress Iceland out.
52. - - We don't want a repeat of what happened last time
53. - - - I was not involved last time
54. I will not talk about fanfiction
55. - I will not READ fanfiction
56. - - In the event I break rule 55 I will NOT summarize the story within earshot of the characters involved.
57. I will not WRITE fanfiction
58. - - I will not give characters said fanfiction to read
59. - - - Because I LIKE being alive
60. Stay AWAY from France
61. - Or Prussia
62. - - Spain is okay though
63. In the event of an explosion stay AWAY from countries with volcanoes
64. - In other words go visit Australia.
65. In the event of a Fire stay AWAY from America or Australia
66. In the event of an Economic crash slap America
67. - This won't help anybody
68. - - But hey it's fun
69. - - - And everyone agrees and unconscious America is better than one that can talk
70. I will NOT discuss the news
71. - Especially not ECONOMIC news
72. - - As it stresses Iceland out
73. - - - A lot!
74. I will NOT sing can you feel the love tonight in the presence of Germany, Austria, Prussia, and Hungary
75. - Or any similar group
76. - - Or any similar song
77. I will not insult Vegemite
78. - Unless I want to be bitten
79. - - Kangaroos have sharper teeth than you'd think
80. I will not torture my ocs.
81. - Torturing actual characters is no better
82. - - in fact it's worse
83. I will not talk about IKEA
84. - Or any other international franchise
85. - - Even if it funny that all the rugs are named after Danish places
86. - - - Denmark has an axe
87. - - - - And he's not afraid to use it
88. I will not horde flags
89. - Or world maps
90. - - Or try to find out what's under people's beds
91. Singing School House Rock is in poor taste
92. - As is singing Yankee doodle
93. - - Not to mention me singing is kind of annoying
94. No. Norway does not wish to explain Erik the Red to me.
95. - So I should stop asking him
96. - - Iceland probably knows more anyways
97. - - - This does not mean to go bother him about it
98. I will not bother the Nordics about their history as Vikings
99. - Especially Finland
100. - - He wasn't a viking to begin with
101. - - - Granted he became one later
102. - - - - But that is Sweden's fault
103. I will not mention the black death to anyone but Poland
104. - Because he didn't get it
105. - - And therefore it doesn't scare him
106. - - - Traumatizing nations is frowned upon
107. Gothic Rock is not to be played near Lithuania
108. - Or Latvia
109. - - Or Estonia
110. - - - Or Russia
111. - - - - Or anyone else it might drive over the edge
112. I will not send others obnoxious links
113. - Especially if said obnoxious links send them to fan fiction.
114. Reading history books disturbs others...
115. - so I should stop doing it
116. - - Seriously it's sort of like reading a diary
117. - - - Not that I'd want to read any one's diary
118. - - - - Except maybe Norway's...
119. Norway does not have a Diary
120. - Actually he does
121. - - Iceland showed me
122. - - - But I am not allowed to tell anyone about it
123. - - - - Esspecially not Denmark
124. I am not to play with legos
125. - Nor am I to tie them to a string and hang them in front of Denmark's face
126. - - Even if that gets me free piggyback-rides
127. I am not to call Australia the 'Wizard of Oz'
128. - Even if it is fun to see the flustered look on his face
129. I will not call Canada the '51st state'
130. - Or America Jr.
131. - - He's already invisible enough as it is
132. - - - And doing that will only make it worse
133. I am not to call Ireland 'Poor old Woman'
134. - She knows fire magic pretty darn well
135. - - And she doesn't look old at all
136. - - - Seriously she looks under 20
137. Nor am I to call Israel 'Land of Milk and Honey'
138. - Nor will I point out that he and Switzerland share similar nicknames
139. - - Switzerland is the 'Land of Milk and Money'
140. - - - No one really knows where that nickname came from anyways
141. Just because Finland is known as 'Land of 1000 lakes' does not mean it is appropriate to splash him with water
142. - And it's over 188000 anyways
143. - - It is still not appropriate to splash him with water
144. Calling Hungary 'Land of the Huns' is rude
145. - She isn't that bad
146. - - And she's a good source for reliable gossip
147. - - - So I shouldn't criticize her
148. I am not allowed to walk in circles around Japan first thing in the morning
149. - Nor am I to claim that I am 'looking for the sun'
150. - - As it is not there
151. - - - And it never will be
152. I cannot pick Japan up and say the sun is rising
153. - He is not the sun
154. - - Even if an Otaku's world revolves around him
155. I will not call either of the Korea's the 'Hermit Kingdom'
156. - With South it is just absurd
157. - - With North it's a cruel joke and in bad taste
158. Just because New Zealanders are called Kiwi and not New Zealanders does not mean New Zealand is a bird
159. - Especially not a flightless bird
160. - - And I should stop implying that he is
161. - - - Because he isn't
162. - - - - I mean he doesn't even look like a bird gosh
163. Thailand is called the 'Land of Smiles'
164. - And NO He can't stop smiling
165. - - So don't bother asking
166. The world is a dark and scary place
167. - It can get more dark and scary if I make them mad
168. - - So DON'T make them mad
169. - - - That's gonna be hard to do
170. I will be serious if someone comes to me for advice
171. – And not say stupid things
172. - - like how __ and __ should date
173. - - - Nor will I mess around with computer baby-makers
174. - - - - Especially not in the middle of a conversation
175. - - - - - That always ends with one of us being disturbed
176. - - - - - - Usually whoever it is I’m talking to
177. Saving the world does not mean I can just invite myself over to countries houses’ any old time
178. – Because it doesn’t
179. - - And Only Iceland is willing to put up with it
180. - - - Because I tend to bring Greenland with me
181. - - - - Speaking of Greenland I really need to get those two together
182. - - - - - As in together together
183. When someone tells me to get my act together they are not being literal
184. – Therefore it is not appropriate to show up with a troop full of clowns the next day
185. - - I don’t even like clowns
186. I am not to tie anything to anything and lead anyone around the anywhere
187. – I will follow this rule at all times
188. I will not mock anyone
189. – Not even Poland
190. - - And he actually enjoys being mocked
191. Denmark and Norway are not in a relationship
192. – Except they totally are
193. - - I mean who do they think they’re kidding?
194. I will not write parodies
195. – Unless I plan to share
196. - - Speaking of which
197. - - - I will not show anyone Hetalia Ride
198. I will not use American slang such as chillax or confuzzled
199. – As only America actually understands it
200. - - And most of the nations are old and have no idea why I can’t just use real words
201. - - - Even if fake words sound cooler.
202. Defying Gravity is NOT my theme song
203. – And I should stop insisting that it is
204. - - Because it fits Faroes a lot more than it fits me
205. - - - So it really should be her theme song
206. I will not assign people theme songs
207. – I will not sing said theme songs in their presence
208. - - I should not be able to sing said theme songs because said theme songs should not exist
209. I will calculate time difference
210. – As not everyone is as forgiving as Japan
211. - - Take Norway for example
212. - - - In fact one just shouldn’t wake up Norway ever
213. - - - - It doesn’t matter what time it is
214. I am not allowed to sleep on Finland’s lawn
215. – Because I am not a hobo
216. - - And we don’t need Sealand thinking that I am
217. - - - I am also not a pet
218. - - - - We don’t need him thinking that either
219. I will not call Belarus a stalker
220. – Unless I want to get hurt
221. - - I don’t want to get hurt
222. I will not call it a Lover’s spat when Spain and Romano argue
223. – Nor when Switzerland and Austria argue
224. - - Even if it is
225. I will not mock Estonia by screaming ‘Latvia’ at random times
226. I will not braid Germania’s hair
227. – Even though it’s longer than mine
228. - - Because I don’t want to die
229. I will not pretend to not ignore this list and then use loopholes to get through this list
230. I am not to start WW4 in the form of a food fight/snowball fight
231. – And if I do I must make a war declaration first
232. - - From a safe distance
233. - - - I will not encourage certain nations to do similar things
234. I will not read doujin
235. – I will not give others said Doujin to read.
236. - - Especially not Denmark
237. Violence is Never the answer
238. – Even if it’s more fun
239. I will not have entire conversations with Australia in Australian English just to confuse everyone
240. None of America’s ideas are good one
241. Uranium is very radioactive and should not be brought into the meeting room
242. Australia will not tell me how to ride a kangaroo
243. – Because it’s not as funny as I think
244. I am not allowed to lock Denmark in a freezer
245. – Even though it’s funny to watch him flail about has though he’s having a seizure
246. - - It’s not nice
247. - - - Even if it makes Norway laugh
248. - - - - And let’s face it nothing makes Norway laugh
249. If I get a can of surströmming thrown in my face, I ought to blame myself
250. – If I get an open can of surströmming thrown in my face though I can blame Sweden
251. - - Because that means I’ll smell like rotting herring for a week
252. - - - Which means I won’t be able to stalk anyone
253. I should not stalk nations
254. Brothers in Arms is not an appropriate song to force nations to listen to
255. – It is depressing
256. - - And really it doesn’t make them any less mad at me
257. Norway's strawberries are the best in the world. This is not up for discussion
258. – Even if I just want a few
259. - - He’s not going to give them to me
260. - - - Because I will eat them and come back for more
261. - - - - Everyone already knows about my strawberry addiction
262. My cooking is worse than England and Finland’s combined
263. – Which is saying something
264. - - So I shouldn’t offer to cook
265. - - - I can burn water.
266. I will not give Sealand or Latvia coffee
267. – We don’t want a repeat of last time
268. - - That ended badly
269. - - - Even if it was awesome to watch
270. I should not try to insinuate that Norway and Denmark are in a relationship.
271. – Even if it’s true.
272. - - Norway doesn’t like it.
273. - - - Neither does Sweden.
274. - - - - Or Iceland.
275. I am not allowed to hit Denmark when he starts laughing
276. – Even if Norway does it
277. - - Even if Iceland does it
278. - - - Even if Sweden does it
279. - - - - Even if Finland does it
280. - - - - - Even if Greenland does it
281. - - - - - - Even if Faroes does it
282. I will not question Norway’s belief in the supernatural
283. – I can see them too
284. - - So I have no reason to question it
285. - - - Likewise I will not question the Celtic Isles’ magic
286. - - - - As Leora and I have preformed that before
287. - - - - - So once again I have no reason to question it
288. I should not encourage Sealand’s plans for world Domination
289. – Nor will I help him
290. I am not to play matchmaker
291. - It ALWAYS ends in pain
292. - - - Pain hurts
293. I will not mock Denmark for unknowingly giving Norway one of the riches oil fields in the world
294. – He still doesn’t realize what he did
295. - - And he probably never will
296. If Norway suggests skiing, and bringing Denmark, I should say no.
297. – It wasn’t funny the first time.
298. - - Well, it was funny the first time.
299. - - - But he already spends a fantastic amount of time in hospitals.
300. I will not mention how bad Denmark is at the winter Olympics
301. – EVER
302. - - It makes him mad
303. - - - It makes him even more mad if I bring up the fact that Norway has won over 100 golds in the winter Olympics
304. - - - - And how he has won zip
305. I will not bring up WW3
306. I will not tease Iceland about his crush
307. I am not to talk to Hungary without supervision
308. – I will follow the above rule at value of my life
309. I am not to doodle on important documents
310. I am not to use others to get information for my “projects”
311. – Even if I really did just want to know about how Finland perfected to Molotov cocktail
312. Anything I say can and WILL be used against me
313. – Whether or not I am in court doesn’t matter
314. I can only ‘plead the 5th’ in the US
315. – And even America disapproves of that
316. I am not allowed to do anything that might induce odd sensations upon various nations
317. – Even if I am just curious
318. - - In some cases this is considered Sexual harassment
319. I am not allowed to cook
320. – Even if it’s something ‘normal’ like salad
321. - - ‘normal’ salad doesn’t move
322. I am not to introduce myself as ‘the stalker’
323. I am not to host Christmas parties
324. – In the event that I do host a Christmas party I am not to hang mistletoe
325. - - Nor am I to give Korea mistletoe on a stick
326. - - - It’s a bad idea
327. - - - - And it ended poorly last time
328. Natural disasters cause pain for the various nations
329. – So I should not visit them during or after one
330. - - Before one is okay though
331. - - - But only if I am invited
332. I am not to call Belarus a stalker
333. – Because I’m no better than she is
334. I will not randomly recite useless historical trivia
335. – Like how it was once against the law to own a dog in Iceland
336. - - Or how it was once against the law to slam a car door in Switzerland
337. I will not ask Mexico if I can bring the Chupecabra with me to England’s house
338. – It will give the entire Celtic Isles’ a heart attack
339. - - I will not ask any other countries if I can bring some kind of horrific mythical beast with me to various people’s houses
340. - - - Doing such things to China just to spite him is mean
341. - - - - The same applies to Hong Kong
342. - - - - - Also those curses are getting annoying
343. I will LISTEN when someone has an idea
344. Never quote various authors when I haven’t been listening
345. – Seriously
346. - - Because saying: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark
347. - - - Got me some odd looks
348. I will not give England funny looks whist ignoring the leprechauns
349. – Because I can see them
350. - - And therefore I know what’s going on
351. No one actually has any idea what Stonehenge is for
352. – Not even England
353. I will not laugh at Ukraine’s nicknames for Russia
354. I will not remind Greece about how I said Zeus was weak
355. – Because I’d like to remain alive as long as possible
356. I will stay away from the closet down the hall to the left of the meeting room that sits at 40° 44’ 52” North and 73° 57’ 4”
357. – It scares me that I know the exact location of that closet
358. - - I will not put up camera’s in that closet
359. - - - Nor will I use said tapes that shouldn’t exist as blackmail
360. Blackmail is illegal
361. I will not ask if I can stay at Switzerland’s house when the zombies invade
362. – The answer is no
363. - - And I can’t sleep on his couch either
364. I will not encourage fights over chocolate between Switzerland and Belgium
365. I will not choose sides
366. There is no monthly battle of Good vs. Evil and it is not a good idea to convince America that there is
367. – There is also no bring a state/province/territory to work day
368. - - Guam is still grounded for life anyways
369. I should stop pointing out that shooting someone makes them see you as non-neutral not the other way around
370. – Switzerland doesn’t like it
371. I will not sneak weapons into world meetings
372. – They aren’t allowed there
373. - - Even if Switzerland is willing to pay me generously
374. I cannot shoot people who shoot at me
375. – I am not allowed to have weapons of any sort
376. - - I am dangerous enough with just magic
377. I will not teach Sealand how to handle a sword
378. – Or a crossbow
379. - - Or a long bow
380. - - - Or any other weapon I know how to use
381. - - - - Sweden is right when he says weapons are not for kids
382. I will not bring up football just to start fights
383. – Even if I’m going to side with the rest of the world on what it is
384. - - Because American football sucks
385. - - - Speaking of which I need to find a sports channel that plays football in English
386. - - - - --__-- apparently one cannot watch football live in the US in English
387. - - - - - Even though that would be epic
388. If Iceland refuses to watch Sealand I should offer to watch Sealand
389. – Not that Sweden would let me watch Sealand anyways
390. I will not quote motivational posters
391. – Nor will I quote De-motivational posters
392. I will not try to state the human names of all the countries
393. – Once I get to Latin America I’ll be there forever
394. - - Seriously what is with Panama’s name?
395. - - - Esmerelda Margarita Ana Rosa San Angelo I think
396. When they said human geography they did not mean the countries trying to make a map with themselves
397. – and it is bad taste to insist they did
398. - - Even if South America totally fell for it last time
399. - - - And Leora tickled Chile
400. - - - - It ended like Dominos
401. Singing Yakko’s world at world meetings is stupid
402. – Singing The Ducktales Theme song is worse
403. - - ... Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
404. - - - Oh god what have I done?
405. - - - - Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur You might solve a mystery or rewrite history Duck Tales, Oo-oo Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a stranger out to find you What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo! Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo! When it seems they're headed for the final curtain Bold deduction never fails, that's for certain The worst of messes become successes! Duck Tales, Oo-oo Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!
406. Note to self: Kill Alfred later
407. I will not ask Sweden about his fish
408. – They aren’t Swedish and they aren’t fish
409. - - they are Canadian and corn syrup
410. I will not quote MLIA
411. – Nor will I quote laws
412. I will not show anyone the rp
413. – Esspecially not Norway
414. I will not mention the fic Magnetism within earshot of Norway
415. I will not mention the rp
416. – Especially not THAT part of the rp
417. Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti jalakani pohjii kutkutti. Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti, sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan. Salivili hipput tupput täppyt äppyt tipput hilijalleen. Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä ko immeiset onnee toevotti. Peä oli märkänä jokaisella ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti. Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan. Salivili hipput. Ievan äiti se kammarissa virsiä veisata huijjuutti, kun tämä poika naapurissa ämmän tyttöä nuijjuutti. Eikä tätä poikoo ämmät haittaa sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan. Salivili. Siellä oli lystiä soiton jäläkeen sain minä kerran sytkyyttee.
Kottiin ko mäntii ni ämmä se riitelj ja Ieva jo alako nyyhkyytteek. Minä sanon Ievalle mitäpä se haittaa laskemma vielähi laiasta laitaa. Salivili. Muorille sanon jotta tukkee suusi en ruppee sun terveyttäs takkoomaa. Terveenä peäset ku korjoot luusi ja määt siitä murjuus makkoomaa. Ei tätä poikoo hellyys haittaa ko akkoja huhkii laiasta laitaan. Salivili. Sen minä sanon jotta purra pittää ei mua niin voan nielasta. Suat männä ite vaikka lännestä ittään vaan minä en luovu Ievasta, sillä ei tätä poikoo kainous haittaa sillon ko tanssii laiasta laitaan.
418. I am not allowed to kill Finland just because of rule 417
419. – How the heck is Ievan Polka a rule anyways?
420. Drinking Contest are not to be WATCHED by me
421. – Nor are they to be JUDGED by me
422. - - OR ENCOURAGED by me
423. No one cares how awesome that movie was
424. – Even if the vikings all had Scottish accents
425. - - And rode on Dragons
426. - - - And had stubborness issues
427. I should not assume that everyone knows who I am
428. – Even if they should
429. Denmark will not go away no matter how much I wish he would
430. I should not pick sides
431. I will not ignore Sápmi
432. – Even if she’s just the decentant of Saami.
433. - - Ignoring her won’t make her leave me alone anyways
434. - - - She still dislikes me
435. - - - - WHAT DID I DO ANYWAYS?!?
436. Falling asleep when talking to someone is frowned upon
437. – Even if I’m really bored
438. - - And don’t care
439. - - - This applies doubley if Norway is the one talking
440. I will not help Italy and America find a book on reading the Atmosphere
441. – They didn’t mean that Atmosphere anyways
442. - - And they’ll be more confused by why I gave them a book on predicting the weather than they already were
443. Tomato is not the answer to any question that spain asks
444. – I stopped getting away with that a long time ago
445. I will not encourage renactments of raids/fights/wars/ or anything else of that manner
446. – It just gets all of us in trouble anyways
447. Going clicky click click click whenever I click something is unnessacery
448. I am not allowed to act smarter than everyone
449. – Nor am I to quote ANYTHING at ANYTIME
450. I am not allowed to-
451. – Wait what do you mean I’m not allowed to do that?!?
452. - - Oops...too late
453. I will not hang out with france
454. I am not to taunt either of the Irelands with Potatoes
455. – Nor am I to mention any famines/floods/fires/epidemics/ect.
456. I am not to turn love-hate relationships to love-love relationships
457. – Nor am I to encourage more emotion to be expressed by Norway
458. - - Because that ended...oddly last time
459. I will not suggest we all play risk
460. – Or World Wise
461. - - Or 10 Days in Asia/Europe/Africa
462. - - - Or Name that Country
463. - - - - Or the All Canadian Travel Game
464. - - - - - Even if both Canada and I feel the world could use that last one
465. I should not scold Sealand for calling me Auntie Corey
466. – I mean I am older than he is
467. - - Wait I am? What?
468. I will not tie-dye Hanatamago
469. – Or Kumajirou
470. I will not compare list
471. – I will just accept the fact that mine is the longest
472. I will not use an accent
473. – Even if I do still have a touch of northerner in me
474. - - It’s IDEAR DARNIT!!!
475. - - - That was completely nessacery
476. If America mentions Twitlight the correct response is to ignore him
477. – Going over to England and loudly discussing how Harry Potter is better does not count as ignoring
478. - - Speaking of Harry Potter I should re-read those
479. I will not tell America that 'Voulez-vous coucher avec moi' is a common greeting in French
480. – He’ll get exactly what he asked for
481. - - And I WILL be held accountable
482. I will not tack “In accordance with the prophecy” to the end of everything England says
483. France does not qualify as an “Adult”
484. – Nor does England
485. - - Nor Prussia
486. Lithuania does qualify as an “Adult”

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Prologue
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Locked away in the far west tower of the northern most island, just to the left to the main east gate is a hidden shelter. Turn south at the image of fire. The next wall you see has three coloured stones. Press the lavender one first, next the viridian, now the copper one in the center. Step back. The wall will glow red with heat. Careful as it splits now.
See that wasn't too horrible. Follow the golden glow of tourches. Before the end of the tunnel turn left. Take time to look at the pictures.
These people aren't human. They were once considered immortal; unable to be destroyed. At the end of this path is a book. Open it. Open it so I can continue to weave this tale. I am not part of this history, but I am the only one who can re-tell it, who can reveal our disappearing secerets.
I will allow you to answer but be forewarned, once you join us there is no going back. We need your help. We need a hero, because they've snapped his wings.
And this time...not even the Pheonix can rise from the ashes
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Before I begin I suppose I should probably explain who and what we are.
I can't tell you our names.
It would be too dangerous, not for us, but for you.
Not that you aren't already in danger, then again I warned you. So I'll give you fake names. For a while the oldest of us was Ch- Wang Yao.
This is going to be difficult. I'm so used to calling people by their names that the line between true names and human names has blurred.
The youngest of us a boy we'll call Peter. Matching us up to what we represent is your job.
The only thing I can tell you is if you get a world map, and a calander, your job is half done.
The real challange is figuring out who is who. But now I suppose I should begin...

Sooooo...
hyugahealer3
I am obviously an insane fangirl with too much time on my hands...but anyways
Who thinks DenNor needs some more love?
I mean it's not like I ship it or anything... except I totally do
Okay so I have this strange obbsession with Love-Hate relationships
Want proof?
Here are some of the major pairings I ship
SentaroKiyone
DenNor
KyouIse
RenRuki
DanRuno
Should I go on?
Anyways...I've been reading grey's anatomy...holy cow what is with all those big words? Seriously? *works on notes*
Okay so now for my favorite movie quotes:
Race to Witch Mountain Remake

Sara: We know you're frustrated, Jack Bruno...
Jack Bruno: No. No more "Jack Bruno this, Jack Bruno that." I've been asking for answers...
Sara: You already know the answers, Jack Bruno. My brother and I are indeed not from your planet.
Jack Bruno: [laughs] That's it? So that's it? Mystery solved! You two want me to believe that you're both aliens.
Seth: It is the truth.
Jack Bruno: Really? Well, you don't look like aliens.
Sara: Well, what does an alien look like, Jack Bruno?
Jack Bruno: You know what aliens look like. They look like, like little green people with antennas and, and laser guns and, "Take me to your leader, Earthlings."

Jack Bruno: Don't go in the pimped out fridge Jack...

Sara: He require some sort of proof. He thinks we're insulting his intelligence.
Jack Bruno: YOU THINK? You just can't just drop the "we're aliens" bomb, just like that on somebody. Now, I know I've seen some pretty weird things today, but you can't expect me to believe that...
Sara: [using telekinesis to levitate the objects in the car] I have the ability to move objects with my mind.
Jack Bruno: That's impossible...
Sara: No, it's quite possible. On our planet as well as yours. You don't do it, because you haven't learnt to use your full brain capacity.
Jack Bruno: No... I don't do it because it's kind of creepy and I would like you to stop.

The Simpson's Movie

Marge Simpson: Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.
Homer Simpson: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!
Carl: No we won't. We just want Homer!
Homer Simpson: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!
Grampa: I'm part of the mob!

[about the Itchy and Scratchy movie in the cinema hall]
Homer Simpson: I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free! If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker! Especially you!
[points to us]

Comic Book Guy: I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT! (story of my life)

EPA Official: S-sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power...
Russ Cargill: Of course I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you!

Ticker: Watch 'Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity?' on FOX. That's right, we even advertise our shows during movies now.

Robot: Red wire, blue wire, black is usually the ground...
[begins shaking]
Robot: ... ahhh, so much pressure... PRESSURE!
[grabs Chief Wiggum's gun and shoots itself in the head]
Chief Wiggum: He was talking about it, but I never took him seriously.

[in the middle of the movie]
Title Card: To be continued.
[pause]
Title Card: Immediately.

Grampa: Homer? What are you doing now?
Homer Simpson: Risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I don't quite understand. Gotta go!

That last one.
BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

Booooorreeeeed
hyugahealer3
So I was really bored and was wondering...
Got any good stories?Collapse )

CRAZY IS ME!!!!
hyugahealer3
Okay everyone I have returned from vermont and now am bored...my room was redone while I was away and looks very Japanese... I would say more but I really have nothing more to say. WATASHI WA NIWATORI KIBAKU SUKI DESU!!! That's I like exploding chickens in Japanese. Also The Zampacutou filler in bleach is safe for now.

Going away: Yep
hyugahealer3
I am very unknow but anyways: I'm going to vermont. This means I will be off of Live Journal. Fanfiction.net Quizilla.com and DeviantArt. This also means I need a life and a hobby and something to do. Those of you who know me on deviantart know that this means I will be spamming you when I get back in August and those who know me from Quizilla know the same thing. Those who know me from FF have no idea what I do and will no be advised that they to will be spammed with work...because I'll have pleanty of free time in Vermont.

Also I like potatoes and I want the sims 3. Thank you.

Tansmision over.
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Hello everyone! I am a long time stalker first time user random person with no sense of humor who seems to make people laugh anyways. So what the heck am I doing here? Weeeeell...I have strayed from my usually lazy self if not for just a moment to create this account and also to be random. I have no idea what I'm doing...so anyways I plan to do some stuff here and possibly get myself killed...but not by my OCs this time.

I like Naruto, Bleach, Pokemon (Origanal Japanese version), anything by Hayao Miazaki(Nausica of the vally of the wind, princess monenoke ect.) Oh an I lack a hobby. That's about it I guess.

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